how do i address a letter to my generation...

In addition to the Bayonetta demo (see below), on December 10th...if you own a PlayStation 3, you can treat yourself to the demo of re-imagining of Dante Alighieri's Dante's Inferno. Those people with just an Xbox 360 have to wait until December 24th to feed your demon slaying desires.

Another great hack-n-slash game built on the inspiration of God of War.

God of War:Greek Mythology::Dante's Inferno:Religious Mythology

I've been craving my hack-n-slash needs ever since I finished Devil May Cry 4 for the millionth time.
You gotta love being a gamer nowadays!!

For my video-gaming brethren, keep in mind that the PS3 and Xbox 360 demo for the spiritual successor to Devil May Cry, Bayonetta will be releasing tomorrow on PSN and Xbox Live

The game looks seriously badass and between this and Dante's Inferno coming out in February, it looks like the beginning of 2010 is going to be a sweeeet time!!

Really Uganda?! Like, REALLY?!


I have a better idea, KILL ALL EVANGELICALS!!! The PLANET would be much better off without you ignorant fucks!!

I was just thinking about this mathematical paradox

If...

Sextoy + Genitals = Pleasure

and...

Genitals + Genitals = Pleasure

does...

Sextoy + Sextoy = Pleasure (?)

Maybe I forgot to carry the 1

By far, the most adorable thing I've ever seen!!!

Before I head on out to family's annual Thanksgiving shin-dig and stuff my face with my weight in stuffing, I'd like to reflect on the things and people that have made me thankful this year.
Of course, first and foremost, this year marked the anniversary of my first year as a father!! Being a father is something that I am very proud of and it is something that have given me a lot of new perspectives and a lot of drive. Zoey is one of the greatest things that has ever happened to me and I couldn't be more proud to call her my daughter.
Next, I am truly grateful for my lovely, beautiful, and supporting future wife April. Falling in love with her is something that has truly changed my life for the better and without her love and especially without her support, I wouldn't be the proud and happy person that I am today. I am thankful for everyday that I get to wake up next to her and for every time that she makes me feel special.
In addition to having the best family in the world, I am also thankful for the fact that I have the best friends that anyone could ask for! All of my friends, whether close or distant, are what give me a calming soul. Whether they play music with me and really stand behind me not matter how many times I may doubt myself or my own talents, or whether they are old friends from high school who stop by regularly and show me the true meaning of friendship, or whether they are best friends who I don't see as often because they have gone off pursuing their own dreams and destinies or whether they are new friends who are proof that there are still good people left in the world, no matter who they are, I am truly thankful to have them in my life and I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world.
Every year, Thanksgiving reminds me that the things that make life great aren't tangible but rather they are people.
My life certainly has been blessed with many great people...and I love them all!!

Check out the new blog that I wrote for my band The First Among The Fallen.
It details what we've been up to and what we plan to do next!!

Exciting stuff!! XD

Two great games came out today. But again, just like when Modern Warfare 2 came out last week, I am broke because of the holiday season and I have to wait them out. Here are the reviews for Left 4 Dead 2 and Assassin's Creed 2.

Left 4 Dead 2


Assassin's Creed 2

...maybe I'll able to play these games when Assassin's Creed 6 and Left 4 Dead 13 come out
XP

PS. MUST....PLAY....ASSASSIN'S CREED 1....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

April and I finished Zoey's Christmas shopping this weekend.
We got her...

...which is something she'll LOVE because her babysitter has one at her house and she plays with it non-stop!!

And also, we got her...

...something EVERY kid needs to have at one point in life.

Now that the most important person on our list is taken care of, April can focus on doing the shopping on other people, like her mom and friends. April LOVES this time of year because it's the one time of year she can compulsively shop and not feel guilty about it! :P